Sunday, November 13, 2011

11/13/11 Virgin


   I lost my "virginity" at The Rocky Horror Picture show. Some how with in three minutes of standing in line for the show word got out that I, and the friend that I was joining were Rocky Horror  "virgins ". The word virgin was uttered and a scream from 20 feet away came plowing forward. She was dressed as one of the main characters with unimaginable energy for 12 o'clock at night and a stick of red lipstick cocked and loaded. A giant letter "V" was printed on to both sides of my face and my friends’ chest. It was official; we were outed virgins weather we wanted to or not. We seated ourselves to the front right of the stage; a great view for both us...and  the actors. My friend and I were two of the four lucky virgins that have a chance to play an appropriate game front and center on stage while the other 30 plus virgins got there asses slapped wile crawling through the actors legs. The game was that Dr. Frank-N-Furter was to say a word and then we were suppose to say a word that goes with it. Supposedly he was looking for a word that means the same thing not what "goes with it". The first word was "ass" so I said, "boss" he took it so I went along with that. When the second word was "boobs" and I said "cow"(thinking boobs produce milk and so do cows), loosing after round two I got the picture. Good thing I did lose being that the third word was "penis". Following that was the rest of the show. Being a virgin and all I was lost but curious for a majority of the time. I laughed at the witty well timed jokes said at almost every scene, and said "slut" for Janet and "asshole" for Brad. The show ended at 3ish in the A.M and I didn't sleep for the rest of the night. Instead I went from place to place doing unmentionables with friend and acquaintances. Rocky Horror was freakishly astounding and i can't wait to prepare for the next showing.

Friday, November 11, 2011

11/11/11 Make a Wish

I wish I was Holly in Breakfast at Tiffany's. There is something about her character that is alluring, she walks onto the scene in a beautiful classic little black dress and her hair perfectly arrange upon the top of her head. She is a person of her own, careless and free from the opinions of other people. Holly is just fabulous; graceful, fearless, and rude in an acceptable way. She holds her insecurities distant from the world, making her look strong and defined. Holly, oh do I wish you can grace me with your elegance, so I can glow the way you do when you walk into Tiffany's.